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    Roast Me

    if you post one of these with a shirt on you have no balls
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    Last edited by BlitzBD; 12-23-2016 at 11:55 PM.

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    Holy fuck, my eyes just melted. Why does your body look so pale and formless?
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    Quote Originally Posted by A View Post
    Holy fuck, my eyes just melted. Why does your body look so pale and formless?
    I skip ab day since no one's ever going to see me naked anyway. I'd be a colossal overweight beast if it weren't for my metabolism, since I do nothing all day and mostly eat burgers. :^)

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    you look like an autistic man baby lmfao

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    wasn't blitz fat and looked like a penguin?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    fake blitz
    wasn't blitz fat and looked like a penguin?
    now im skinnyfat and look like a FUCKING STUD HOLY SHIT B)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlitzBD View Post
    if you post one of these with a shirt on you have no balls
    Honestly not even worthy of my roast hit the gym lazy shit.
    Dave is a jackass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlitzBD View Post
    I skip ab day since no one's ever going to see me naked anyway. I'd be a colossal overweight beast if it weren't for my metabolism, since I do nothing all day and mostly eat burgers. :^)
    Should be productive.
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    Not worth my time roasting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huntersteel4 View Post
    Not worth my time roasting
    Nice job quoting the roast two posts above you :^)

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    Nice job quoting the roast two posts above you :^)
    You look like typical sad serial killer in making. lol
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