Dido's Divorce story

[Hackinet]

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me any more; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me any more; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband(A.K.A Dildo The K1ng)
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
*typo, its should be "Dildo"

[[MPGH]Hennessy]

Nice,


Didn't read.

[Tiger.]

What the fuck has this to do with @Dildo The K1ng

[DildoTheCloutGod]

i dont get what this has to do with me?

[[MPGH]Hennessy]

i dont get what this has to do with me?

Says Dido's . Maybe it's not you.




Edit: spotted the name in it anyway...

[Luyna]

Who the fuck is Dido?

[WeakHands]

Nice story.
@Dildo The K1ng enjoy with Carl

[Hackinet]

Who the fuck is Dido?

@Dildo The K1ng

[Luyna]

@Dildo The K1ng

Who's that kid? Sounds like he has problems. Probably uses those stupid fidget spinners or something

[Hackinet]

What the fuck has this to do with @Dildo The K1ng

shitposting=about shitposter

[niggo]

didnt read lol

and luckly im not the only one who read Dido as dildo

[Ally]

I didn't read this you time wasting pleb

[DildoTheCloutGod]

I didn't read this you time wasting pleb

threads about me but even im not wasting my time on this shit

[Hackinet]

threads about me but even im not wasting my time on this shit

That's my shitposter! xd

[Luyna]

threads about me but even im not wasting my time on this shit

Lol I almost spat my fucking drink out you shitposter xd