My family has been graced with the presence of a small Maltese for past year or so.
And all the time, she bites, and is promptly told "NO" by other members of my family.
Much to my surprise, this hasn't solved behavior issues.
So today, I sat down in a chair in my living room. She was on the couch on the other side.
She ran up, jumped on me, and took a chunk out of my left forearm.
So I bopped her on the head. Not hard, I'm not one to be cruel to animals, but just enough to get the point across.
I got yelled at, God forbid someone actually do something about the stupid little rat dog's biting.
Now my entire family is giving me dirty looks whenever they get the chance and not speaking to me.

Fuck all you small dogs.