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    fml (Female problemssss)

    So... I went out on saturday, Knew a good female friend was there, Who... I like... Yes ffs.
    So I've told her I liked her and she said she loves being friends, She can always talk to me and this and that. god damnit why me.

    So we were in a club, Started talking, And eventually she kissed me for like a solid 2 minutes, After that she told me we couldn't be doing this cause it would ruin everything and she wanted to stay friends.
    I told my friends who were also their that I had to leave cause of it, I couldn't handle being there anymore.
    When I got home, I decided to make an impulse buy.

    https://www******buy.com/site/jbl-cin...?skuId=5706009

    I wanted a good soundbar for a long time, But hey now I had a great fucking reason. Still sad though ffs, Atleast I kissed her good.

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    You fucked up bro. This ain't the movies. You don't just go out and tell your best friend you love them and they tell you, they love you back. You literally have to ease idea into their mind. Now everything you do, she will keep thinking you are trying to put the moves on her. I don't know why, but when you tell someone you like them (just sharing your feelings to them), there's no appeal to that unless both people were secretly in love with each other.

    She probably kissed you because it was an impulse when she was drunk (just like your impulsive buying). Once a girl becomes just your friend and you get close as friends, one person (the one the penis), wants to fuck the other one. Unless you have 6 pack abs, built and look like Justin Bieber, you have to ease and change the relationship dynamics slowly after you are friendzoned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allura View Post
    one person (the one the penis)
    what if they both have penises, hah?! checkmate, just proved your whole theory wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayion View Post

    what if they both have penises, hah?! checkmate, just proved your whole theory wrong
    If both have penises, there's no problem? Guys know guys. We are simple minded
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    Someone's deep as balls in the friendzone

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    She wants more, she's just trying to hide it. That kiss was a hint.
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    You did try to leave the friendzone

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    Please don't ever have this mentality again

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    I feel bad for you. You got friend zoned so bad that you spent $500.

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    Damn man did ya just tell her out of nowhere?

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    Become friends with benefits and you gucci.

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    Friends with benefits could very well work here, you should talk to her about thatit, provided you don't love her

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