Pastafarianism or Christianity?

[Illuminatus]

Christianity :: A God who made the world and promised to abolish ALL evil.
(And failed).

Pastafarianism :: The Flying Spaghetti Monster who created the earth, and promised that if one ate enough spaghetti, he would enlighten them and grow the eaters penis to its maximum potential, giving you an erection larger than ever seen by man.

So, which one do you choose?

[-Lame]

Flying Spaghetti Monster, lol
nither one..

[Hispiforce]

Pastafarianism sounds like it makes more sense

[Tiresome]

Pastafarianism seems less likely to disappoint.

[ihavethosehacks]

Cristianity is waaaaaay cooler becouse i like to see people fail b4 my eyes

[supernova2131]

Pastafarianism is almost as much of a win as raptor jesus....

[Horney]

Antisemitism

[Paroxysm]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a false god, the real good is the Holy Invisible Pink Unicorn


ALL BOW DOWN TO IT'S INVISIBLE PINKNESS!

[Hispiforce]

naws u just mad proxymon

[mexicano007]

/failshitmang.

[AnonTyler]

e'erybody knows that goatsy is jesus, gawd.

[Illuminatus]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a false god, the real good is the Holy Invisible Pink Unicorn


ALL BOW DOWN TO IT'S INVISIBLE PINKNESS!

I can see it..

[reaper]

Christianity was just a huge publicity stunt, there was no jebus..

Agnostic FTW

[Illuminatus]

Jebus should have been his actual name... that would have been so awesome

[[MPGH]Doc]

Christianity :: A God who made the world and promised to abolish ALL evil.
(And failed).

Pastafarianism :: The Flying Spaghetti Monster who created the earth, and promised that if one ate enough spaghetti, he would enlighten them and grow the eaters penis to its maximum potential, giving you an erection larger than ever seen by man.

So, which one do you choose?

Pastafarianism's "fruits" are self contradictory and create a paradox within itself. If more than 1 person were to eat enough spaghetti and if they were to see each other in the bathroom, the following growth in the nether-region would cause a disruption in the universe soo huge that it would implode into nothingness thus proving Flying Spaghetti Monster as a false god.

Christianity was just a huge publicity stunt, there was no jebus..

Agnostic FTW

Need I even point out how that is wrong?