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  1. 06-17-2010 #1
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    Cool Post your Chuck Norris jokes here

    Well, I want you to post the chuck norris jokes you know in this topic, I'll start.

    Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land!
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    God created humans but Chuck Norris created god
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    Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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    When Chuck Norris walks into water, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris-ed.
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