How Moses got the 10 Commandments

**eliteop** · 07-10-2010

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

One day God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have some Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the blacks and said, 'I have some Commandments.'

The blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have some Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, 'I have some commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery... ’
'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have some Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'

There, that should offend just about everybody.

**Empire** · 07-10-2010

You know, its kinda funny, except you have no understanding of history.......

Which makes pretty much the whole thing just stupid.

**eliteop** · 07-10-2010

Who needs history when your making it.

**Empire** · 07-10-2010

People who aren't idiots.

**/b/oss** · 07-10-2010

elite i love your sig.. what's name of film there was these 2 snipers??

**Empire** · 07-10-2010

Originally Posted by m_t_h

elite i love your sig.. what's name of film there was these 2 snipers??

Shut it mth, go suck dick to get some votes.

**/b/oss** · 07-11-2010

Originally Posted by Empire

Shut it mth, go suck dick to get some votes.

smd. you said it was sheet... only yours is good hahaha u made me loling. it was the worst!

**eliteop** · 07-11-2010

Empire I respect your opinion, but I don't give a flying fuck what you think. I hope you feel the same to me. Now leave me alone I'm going to play Naughty Bear.