C++
I don't understand all the fuss
If you want a scoped pointer
Find a lady and anoint her
with watching your mem-o-ree!
Oh I want -- to -- go -- back -- to -- C.
With its malloc and its free
I just get so confused with delete and new
And what deletes who
And comparing an int to a boo-lee-an
I won't ever write a for loop
Thanks to Bjorne Stroutroup
And Alexander Stepanov
And I'll bet you've had enough
of this poem.