Funny things people have said when they think you hack

[REDPlague]

i love when ppl are like OMG U PREFIRE NUB!. for some reason my fov is wierdly hgiher then nomral(which is 65 in most fps games) so it causes me to see a bit around corners. i see a shadow or the gun i run around shooting them in the face.

"OMG DUDE UR SO GETTIN REPORTED" had that one about 400 times, never banned, never emailed, etc

"dude my dad/mom/brother works for iw/steam/some other obscure cyber policing refrence and ur gonan get banned": never do

"no frakin way u saw me there, how did u know" < those are funny when i play with clan 8s i jsut spec'ed and watched em die, or got told where the enemy was.

one time the game winning kill showed me looking tru a wall then strafing to shoot a guy out of a door. if it had showed a few seconds b4, then they would have seen i ran past doorway getting shot and doubled back. i only use from the hacks then esp for explosives(c4,nades,etc) or radar for airstrikes. and when the consoled used to work for me, i kik the too obvious guy, or even better yet the guy complaining after i set the game type to oneflag or GTNW. he be like "OMG HACKER HOST" i respond really? what could ahve given u that idea? could it have been the oh i dunno, the gametypes that dont normally show? then he gets kiked by server. ah good times

[Mister 1337]

I got kicked out of a clan because they though i cheat. then i forced host into there game before they put password on. and my friend kept secretly sending me invites to their game so they cant play there scrim. so once i changed name to one of their clan members. i started aimbotting their ass.

[OPTIcal_express]

The one i get every time is " reported " or something similar.

[matjuh123]

The one i get every time is " reported " or something similar.

Of course, the most famous one! /yea

Aswell as 'Your banned! NTAuthority is my brother!'

[Stoshy]

lol. it shud b funny things :P i loled at NTAuthority is my brother quote XD never heard that b4

[matjuh123]

lol. it shud b funny things :P i loled at NTAuthority is my brother quote XD never heard that b4

I made it up. Said it to a hacker today. He left directly. (Although I was hacking aswell.)

[Maniac101]

i was playing with 2 ppl probly name spoofers but it was aIW|silverfin and aIW|MeRdA all they did was cry the whole round about a waller not sure who it could have been
"Stop it"
"come on stop Wallhacking"

[TheLynx]

Lol i played and actualy i didn't wh or something but the 'vitcim' went on spamming and ending up switching his name into mine (identicaly) and went on suiciding on highrise.
I found it quite fun

[Dinky]

Somone came in my modded lobby saying he worked for steam.

I laughed told him to shutup and banned him.

[House]

You forgot one, The funniest one
''OMG he is jesus whit his rpg''

true, that one make me laugh