If you want me to make you something in visual basic i will try, just reply, but nothing EXTREMELY complicated, okay, this is starting to become a fail, it already is a fail, i can see it now, 400 replies, 200 requests, 200 replies from me telling you i can't do that, anyways, ill try my best, im doing this cuz im bored, go ahead, ask...

And remember:

SATISFACTION NOT GUARENTEED

AND I NEED SPELLING LESSONS