AFRICANS n COPS :@

[Bombsaway707]

Good Job Dave, Runnin from the cops /

[ChimiBang]

Dave doesn't live by the rules?
I tried to ride a motorcycle once.. I fell.

Don't worry /me too Harder Then it seems

[`Bobs Bees]

[MPGH]DAVE - less then three says:
*went to a gas station
*some african american asked me for some money
*i said "ok"
*went in
*got what i wanted (a drank)
*hopped back on my bike
*drove off
*he was like hey
*heeyyy
*wait up
*WAIT UPPP
*then driving down the street
*LALAALALALALAAL
*signs pop up
*construction
*25mph
*no construction in sight
*i say fuck it, go 50+
*next minute
*cop drives by
*starts slowing down
*i was like o shit
*turned into the next neighborhood i see
*go off the main road
*zig zag around
*and oh by golly gee wilkers
*i see 2 more cops
*on someones lawn
*with sm1 down on the ground
*i was like o shit
*i speed by them
*then get lost
*came the same way i went in
*drive down the street
*turn
*go a mile or two
*stop at a gas station
*gonna fuel up
*then BAM
*3 more fucking cops
*next to some dumpsters
*surrounding like 4 ppl
*and an ambulance driving up
*sirens blazing
*then i was like
*fuck this
*and drove home
*without gas

How do you drive home without gas?

[Inna]

Dave doesn't live by the rules?
I tried to ride a motorcycle once.. I fell.

ahahahaha not surprising

[Jabuuty671]

They're onto you Dave /

[Ed]

lol dave can't afford the ticket even thoush he makes a trillion dollars a month

[Stifmeister]

LOL! This made me xD

[CaT-]

Lol cool story bro

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R
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[Lonesome Cowboy]

Hahaha!
Our brave, brave Dave...

[Stifmeister]

Not your dave

[[MPGH]Ghost]

*got what i wanted (a drank)

[Bloombox]

Should've just given the ****** some money.

[Stifmeister]

But he wouldn't have had this epic adventure.