tl; dr .
i was playing zynga poker on facebook.
this creep was in a room and started chatting with this woman.
i decided to have fun.
he said his name, on his profile it said he went to a school so i wikipedia'd it.
i also said i was from the town the school is in.
and fucked with him
the fruits of my labour:
Alex: So how do you keep busy in Mildura
Austin: masterbation i presume.
Michelle: lookin after kids
Alex: You married?
Michelle: no
Alex: Single mum?
Michelle: yes
Austin: alex stop hitting on her, it's emberassing for all of us.
Alex: OK just give me you FB name
Austin: creep alert
Alex: typical kid Austin
Austin: very.
Michelle: give me yours
Alex: Alex O****s
Austin: im going to stalk you alex
Alex: If you like stalking police officers
Austin: yes i do
Austin: that's my prefered prey.
Austin: by any chance are you the cyber police?
Alex: No foot patrol and trains
Austin: do you know jose
Alex: Where are you from?
Austin: Bergen County
Alex: US?
Austin: nj
Alex: OK
Alex: jose?How would I know
Austin: you don't know jose? jose the jalapeno???
Austin: you two went to north valley together
Austin: do you know him or not?
Alex: Did you find me?
proof i'm not bullshitting
lol bet he was scared
Jose the Jalapeno
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Jose Jalapeño on a stick
Judging from the beginning of the conversation, you would be the creep. ;o
Ima get myself a Jose /
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