How to e-stalk random people

[[MPGH]Austin]

i was playing zynga poker on facebook.

this creep was in a room and started chatting with this woman.

i decided to have fun.

he said his name, on his profile it said he went to a school so i wikipedia'd it.

i also said i was from the town the school is in.

and fucked with him


the fruits of my labour:

Alex: So how do you keep busy in Mildura
Austin: masterbation i presume.
Michelle: lookin after kids
Alex: You married?
Michelle: no
Alex: Single mum?
Michelle: yes
Austin: alex stop hitting on her, it's emberassing for all of us.
Alex: OK just give me you FB name
Austin: creep alert
Alex: typical kid Austin
Austin: very.
Michelle: give me yours
Alex: Alex O****s
Austin: im going to stalk you alex
Alex: If you like stalking police officers
Austin: yes i do
Austin: that's my prefered prey.
Austin: by any chance are you the cyber police?
Alex: No foot patrol and trains
Austin: do you know jose
Alex: Where are you from?
Austin: Bergen County
Alex: US?
Austin: nj
Alex: OK
Alex: jose?How would I know
Austin: you don't know jose? jose the jalapeno???
Austin: you two went to north valley together
Austin: do you know him or not?
Alex: Did you find me?

proof i'm not bullshitting

[Son]

tl; dr .

[[MPGH]Austin]

don't be lazy ms Betsy.

[Sjoerd]

lol bet he was scared

[[MPGH]Austin]

nigga left the table

[Stifmeister]

Jose the Jalapeno

[[MPGH]Austin]

yeah

[[MPGH]Toxin]

Jose Jalapeño on a stick

[Micheltjuh]

Judging from the beginning of the conversation, you would be the creep. ;o

[Stifmeister]

Ima get myself a Jose /