Signs you play MW2 too much

[deToNaTor997]

hahaha so funny man i loled soooo... hard

[miniscuel]

Your outside you see a fat person and you say "DAMN LAG".
Your in the army and hit someone with a sniper and they don't die so you say "FUCKING HITMARKER".
There is a riot happening and you throw a ball at the rioters.

[B4M]

There are no dogs in mw2

here are some pickup lines:
- I wanna take you home and give you headshots all night.
- Baby, you're hotter then Afghan on a sunny day.
- Wanna play hardcore capture MY flag?
- My dick is like the game winning kill.. without the slow motion.
- I want to set up my sentry gun inside you.
- Girl, you make my UAV go airborne.

OH MY GOD

The game is 18+

Besides you who meets the requirements /

Psst watch it ALL

[ZeroTroubles]

EDIT: cant add, someone edited for me (:


Here is one that I made up:

You grab your boss's laptop and say "I've found a enemy intel!"

[B4M]

/added

[Takkrala]

hahaha im sorry freddy 360 no-scope

+

Girl ur ''down part'' looks like an AC130 can i shoot my stinger on it?

[Shucker]

Lolz, more:

- You see someone shooting an toy missile in the air, and it fails, you say: "lol javelin fail nub"

- You enter an elevator in the airport and say to the others in it: "Remember, no Russian."

[B4M]

Lolz, more:

- You see someone shooting an toy missile in the air, and it fails, you say: "lol javelin fail nub"

- You enter an elevator in the airport and say to the others in it: "Remember, no Russian."

First no.

Second yes

[[MPGH]Thunder]

Lol I love these

[0rbit]

There are no dogs in mw2

Wrong...

- You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMPED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" when power is out

^ I've done this >_>


Just a few to add:
- You sneak up on people and poke them (or knife them?) and whisper "Ninja Pro, bitch." <- I sometimes do this too >_>
- You "lag out"
- You use plants, riot shields, or mattresses to make yourself invulnerable
- You despise games with dedicated servers and/or reliable anticheat systems (teehee :3)

[ZeroTroubles]

btw thanks for the temp. sticky!

Arch, yours were AWESOME!

[TagUrDead]

Nice List guyss,
I lol'd (:

[Skyline.]

Omg, these are sooo old..

they might be fricken old, but not everyone sleeps on mpgh.

EDIT: epic list lolz.

[Insane]

haha I think it's got it's time

[Mirciulikkk]

- Always scan the rooftops for hostile snipers

- See a cop and think "This guy forgot to make his classes... He only has a handgun."