Signs you play MW2 too much

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• SIGNS YOU PLAY TO MUCH MW2

- You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused.

- Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck

- You jump off of a 10 story building because you have commando pro

- You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies

- You grab your boss's laptop and say "I've found a enemy intel!"

- You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!!? IT’S ALL OVER"

- You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMPED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" when power is out

- You see someone throwing an ball you yell: "SEEEMTEXXXX!!!!"

- You're running circles to get Marathon Pro

- You are standing near an flag and say: "B Secured!"

- You see someone packing up and say: "One Man Army noob"

- You throw an knife up into the air to get an insane throwing knife kill

- You're playing dodgeball and only one of your team is left, you say: "You're the last one, finish the mission"

- You see several planes heading your way, you say: "Enemy Harriers inbound!"

- If u listen to footsteps and thinking u got sitrep pro ;D

- You see a plane in the air and screams "enemy ac130 in the aaaaiiiir!"

- I wanna take you home and give you headshots all night.

- Baby, you're hotter then Afghan on a sunny day.

- Wanna play hardcore capture MY flag?

- My dick is like the game winning kill.. without the slow motion.

- I want to set up my sentry gun inside you.

- Girl, you make my UAV go airborne.

- You enter an elevator in the airport and say to the others in it: "Remember, no Russian."