Been friends since like third grade. They decided to be dicks, I decided to be a loser (not a pothead).
The only kids that don’t do something illegal are kids that are absolute losers (two-three levels of looserness below me), or the kids that play sports other than football.
I was too fat to continue to play any sports by 6th grade (when school sports started), so I never became friends with those sports players.
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