N.D.A.: ЩΣ ƬΛΚIПG ӨVΣЯ

[Viibez]

09 or gtfo .

[DRAKE`]

09 or gtfo .

this ^ .

[gladio30]

09 or gtfo .

SMD, 08 or GTFO /yea

[Wolf]

SMD, 08 or GTFO /yea

I have an account from 08, but I "joined" in 2009 as that's when I got active.

actual join date has nothing to do with anything, but when/where you post does.

[HosteD]

05.

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[gladio30]

I have an account from 08, but I "joined" in 2009 as that's when I got active.

actual join date has nothing to do with anything, but when/where you post does.

Ok sir, sorry. Forgive /me please.

[Alen]

Ya'll ******s.
I'm the oldest fag here.

Here since 06, first account made in spring 07, this one in fall 07.

05.

On Sam's hacked account, yes.

[Obama]

Joined 07 got banned, got active in 08 got banned, got active in 09...took over /me

[sithkid]

wut is this. I don't even.

[gladio30]

It's a thread.

[/b/oss]

/ .

[Alen]

Joined 07 got banned, got active in 08 got banned, got active in 09...took over /me

First and second nicks were...?

/ .

[/b/oss]

daum m3 read VM

[Synns]

/ .

noep.

Idiot.

[HosteD]

the lights come up on the stage. a hush goes over the audience...

"ARE YALL NIGGAS READY TO RIP SHIT WITH THE RAWEST CREW KNOWN IN THE AFTERLIFE!?!?!?"

a raised rush from the audience...

"THEN MAY I PRESENT TO YOU.......NIGGAS WITH ATTITUDE, THE UNDEAD EDITION!!! FEATURING KAMI OF MALICE MIZER ON BACKUP GUITAR, THIS IS SOME REAL RAP AND ROCK FUSION, FUCK THAT LIMP BIZKET SHIT!!!"

eazy runs out and snatches the mic....

"now all the niggas on the left say, I'M DEAD AND FAMOUS!!"

"i'm dead and famous, i'm dead and famous!"

"now the niggas on the right say, FUCK HER IN THE ANUS!!!"

"fuck her in the anus! fuck her in the anus!"

"now all the niggas in the back say, SHOOT THAT BITCH!"

"shoot that bitch! shoot that bitch!"

"now all the niggas in the front yell MY DICK ITCH~~~"

eazy is unfortunately interrupted by the near-gargantuan mosh pit that has formed in the front row. several bodies are carted off, bleeding heavily from nearly every orifice.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? why ya'll niggas startin' this shit at my show??? can't a nigga have any peace in the afterlife!?!? bad enough those Grand Theft Auto San Andreas motherfuckers are bitin' my style......is that biggie and pac again!!?? ya'll shouldn't even be startin that shit, there ain't even no west or east coast up here in heaven, you dumb sons of bitches!! why the fuck ya'll even shooting each other, you already dead!!"

"ey son, it still stings like a motherfucker...."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" eazy unceremoniously stage dives, delivering a fierce elbow drop into the New York homie of the Notorious BIG's eyeball, fracturing his cornea, iris and several rods. therein ends the shortest concert ever to take place in heaven.....and begins the biggest wrestling match. that is, until Jesus himself jumps in.....