Thread: Jesus vs Sam

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 30

Hybrid View

  1. #1
    CyberGenius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    MPGH
    Posts
    10,434
    Reputation
    345
    Thanks
    2,096
    My Mood
    Amused

    Jesus vs Sam

    How do we know Jesus is real? Because the bible tells us so.

    How do we know Sam is real? Because the MPGH tells us so.

    Keeping these two factors in mind care to discuss.

  2. #2
    Rainscape's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    75436567557576 Posts: 68,295
    Posts
    1,746
    Reputation
    -31
    Thanks
    119
    My Mood
    Cold
    How do we know Jesus is real? Because the bible tells us so.

    How do we know Sam is a troll? Because MPGH tells us so.

    Keeping these two factors in mind care to discuss.

  3. #3
    Nismo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    CA Section
    Posts
    1,294
    Reputation
    93
    Thanks
    143
    My Mood
    In Love
    Who wrote the Bible? A HUMAN. Pretty clever author, you know, to fool two billion people or whatever it is.
    Previously Armalite42



  4. #4
    Casavir's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    1,261
    Reputation
    23
    Thanks
    168
    My Mood
    Paranoid
    who gave you life?Your mummy and daddy.
    Let's stop buying alcohol.it will prevent accidents.
    I love the kind of atheists like that.
    But I prefer the one that has more brain cells and is capable to debate and pwn us believers up to a point,soooo sorry

    HEY MORRON!
    The bible wasn't written by one man.NO!JESUS DIDN'T WRITE IT!scumbag.
    it wasn't even written in the same century completely.
    and the ot was centuries ago!
    Quote Originally Posted by Armalite42 View Post
    I am the sperm that won
    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    Surprisingly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    whoever made this thread... you just got owned by Casavir...

  5. #5
    Alen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Liquid Generator
    Posts
    27,920
    Reputation
    2548
    Thanks
    4,224
    My Mood
    Fine
    Quote Originally Posted by Armalite42 View Post
    Who wrote the Bible? A HUMAN. Pretty clever author, you know, to fool two billion people or whatever it is.
    Get your facts straight kid.

  6. #6
    Tony Stark`'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    5,365
    Reputation
    212
    Thanks
    459
    Quote Originally Posted by Armalite42 View Post
    Who wrote the Bible? A HUMAN. Pretty clever author, you know, to fool two billion people or whatever it is.
    stfu God told them wht to write

  7. #7
    Stoney Franklin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    p-town
    Posts
    1,640
    Reputation
    18
    Thanks
    72
    My Mood
    Psychedelic
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    How do we know Jesus is real? Because the bible tells us so.

    How do we know Sam is real? Because the MPGH tells us so.

    Keeping these two factors in mind care to discuss.
    their both 50 year old pedophiles with too much time on their hands
    its the truth
    google it

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmission View Post


    stfu God told them wht to write
    lmao
    god told me to stab a baby
    You can quote me on this..when it comes to juggalos we're.....

    More than a charm n a chain we're like a crackpipe


    GOT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE JUGGALO FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2kY...eature=related

  8. #8
    Irony's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    MPGH where else?
    Posts
    5,969
    Reputation
    285
    Thanks
    539
    My Mood
    Busy
    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmission View Post


    stfu God told them wht to write
    AHHAHA You funny bro.

  9. #9
    Alen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Liquid Generator
    Posts
    27,920
    Reputation
    2548
    Thanks
    4,224
    My Mood
    Fine
    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmission View Post
    stfu God told them wht to write
    And God is telling me to kill people. What do?

  10. #10
    Paroxysm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Lynnwood, WA
    Posts
    4,455
    Reputation
    170
    Thanks
    282
    My Mood
    Cheeky
    Quote Originally Posted by Coeus View Post
    And God is telling me to kill people. What do?
    Kill errone?


    Or if you will:
    EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

  11. #11
    name13's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    1,742
    Reputation
    55
    Thanks
    80
    My Mood
    Bored
    And God is telling me to kill people. What do? god is generally accepted as being good so if gods telling you to kill people there must be a reason

  12. #12
    Alen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Liquid Generator
    Posts
    27,920
    Reputation
    2548
    Thanks
    4,224
    My Mood
    Fine
    Quote Originally Posted by name13 View Post
    And God is telling me to kill people. What do? god is generally accepted as being good so if gods telling you to kill people there must be a reason
    He said I must kill all the Christians because they goofed up, it seems that Islam is what he prefers.

  13. #13
    SjoerdJr...'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Manhattan. Why?
    Posts
    3,978
    Reputation
    48
    Thanks
    457
    My Mood
    Tired
    Quote Originally Posted by Armalite42 View Post
    Who wrote the Bible? A HUMAN. Pretty clever author, you know, to fool two billion people or whatever it is.
    Stay ontopic

  14. #14
    Alen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Liquid Generator
    Posts
    27,920
    Reputation
    2548
    Thanks
    4,224
    My Mood
    Fine
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. West View Post
    Stay ontopic
    He is on topic?

  15. #15
    Zen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Eating a fucking burrito.
    Posts
    5,419
    Reputation
    239
    Thanks
    303
    My Mood
    Cynical
    armalite... your so stupid....like legit. do you honestly know nothing about religon? -.- people that dont get their facts checked before saying something honestly annoy me.
    [IMG]https://i15.photobucke*****m/albums/a359/FISHFROMLC2/ZenSig2.png[/IMG]

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast