stoner accomplishments

[PyrexxHero®]

What is your greatest stoner accomplishment?
Not like a one day thing, but something you had to work on


So we have a back door in our bathroom that leads to a fenced off section of our backyard with a hottub, and before a shower I normally step out there and smoke a quick stogie/bowl/joint/blunt/black and mild/clove/whatever the fuck I have and go back in and take a shower
Now, whenever I brush my teeth I end up with an aftertaste of toothpaste+weed from smoking before I brush my teeth
Ive rinsed my toothbrush in REALLY hot water and all that, but it now tastes and somewhat smells like weed
Fuckin win

[Krypton1x]

I thought you were 12.

[Shark]

Well, first I had to unlock and purchase the RPK and M60 before I could even begin..

Then I attached a red dot sight.

Then I got 100 kills while using the red dot.

Et voila, c'est my greatest stoner accomplishment.

[InHuman]

its was like 2am, crossfaded off a couple grams of hash and snorted some codiene
this girl wanted me and some homies to come over so im like alright
we're walking down a pitch black street for about 3 miles and the whole time it felt
like iwas walking on a treadmill and im just high as fuck
so we see this car coming, and it rolls by and we notice its a cop
he begins to u-turn and we're like oh fuck
we hop over this little ditch on the side of the street and start running
i find this spot and just lay down, and since its pitch black neither me or the cop can see shit
he drives by and we're relieved as fuck
we wait like half an hour and then continue our journey to her house
sketchy as fuck

[Kev]

I got so stoned i thought my name was ryan and when we went to town i couldn't stop calling people dicks.

[[MPGH]Luke420]

i got high and went to bed

[Jabuuty671]

its was like 2am, crossfaded off a couple grams of hash and snorted some codiene
this girl wanted me and some homies to come over so im like alright
we're walking down a pitch black street for about 3 miles and the whole time it felt
like iwas walking on a treadmill and im just high as fuck
so we see this car coming, and it rolls by and we notice its a cop
he begins to u-turn and we're like oh fuck
we hop over this little ditch on the side of the street and start running
i find this spot and just lay down, and since its pitch black neither me or the cop can see shit
he drives by and we're relieved as fuck
we wait like half an hour and then continue our journey to her house
sketchy as fuck

i think i heard that story before
have i?

[Bombsaway707]

Hunting several deer down using a sharpened stick at 2 am in the morning, my friend also hunted the deer with me. We traveled about 9 miles hunting this pack of deer until we gave up and ate many cheezits/tropicana lemonade cans

[InHuman]

i think i heard that story before
have i?

possibly
wasnt too long ago

[Dakota]

I was at a friends house and two chicks wanted us to come over so we smoked some weed and start walking there and were high as fuck and we turn around and see a car coming up this hill were walking up and both dive to the ground in a ditch and we both turn around and there was no car there. It was pretty trippy but it was a fun experience that night,

[Krypton1x]

I've never done drugs.

[Boombox]

None since I am not a stoner.