I Got Jury Duty !!!!

[[MPGH]KING]

What excuses will let me out?
Ideas
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[Obey]

Your black and you will rob them

[Hitmaniac]

Say you don't understand/speak english

[[MPGH]Austin]

tell them you're extremely bias.

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

You could always act like you have a bias that will effect your judgement. So if its like a drunk driving case you should just be like i hate drunk drivers and i think every one of them should have the death sentence. Boom judge will dismiss you.

[Alen]

Break your limbs.

[X_Monkey_X]

Mail them back a letter that says, "Mi no speake ingles."

[CyberGenius]

Tell them you have a KFC appointment. " Dream Job"

[jonnyboy9985]

LOL KFC appointment :P Say that I dare ya :P

[Thaz]

Say sam has a hairy vagina.

[Hitmaniac]

Say: "After I'm done fapping"

[Jacket]

I have an appointment with Obama.
See what I did thur

[[MPGH]AVGN]

you do know you get paid for jury duty right?

like $80 dollars/day

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

you do know you get paid for jury duty right?

like $80 dollars/day

You're talking out of your ass, most states will give you max 25 dollars a day for duty. Which means you miss out on a shit ton of cash if its multiple days if you have a job already while getting called for duty.

[Ed]

Tell them you have a better call of duty