I feel like this is a troll.
OH
MY
GOD
This is the best fucking day of my life.
Suck my cock you cocksucker.
No but srsly I've acknowledged how much of a dick I've been to you and I'm sorry. IDK Why you lost your position but I understand how school gets in the way.
There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
Depends what variety of pickles we're talking about here.
You turned into an asshole.