Best way to Suicide?

[FUKO]

...Crash into the sun.

That will burn yo dick.

[Bandicoot]

listning to rebecca black
wait thats painfull

[shadow2ko]

That will burn yo dick.

Nevermind

[Gab]

Do not kill yourself.

[PyrexxHero®]

Swallowing a lot of pills is just a waste of money.
Your body will reject them when it feels an overdose, and make you throw them all up

As for Gas, Sitting in a running car in a closed garage actually starts to feel really good, but it takes a while and an hour worth of gas can be ruined by someone just opening the door
If I were to do it, and trust me I've put a lot of thought into it, I would go out in some incredibly stupid way like pulling a squirtgun on the cops so they shoot me down.
Its fast, painless as long as the cops are a good shot, and will cause a shitstorm in your wake.

[FullStatic]

That will burn yo dick.

What dick?
2 soon?

[shadow2ko]

Swallowing a lot of pills is just a waste of money.
Your body will reject them when it feels an overdose, and make you throw them all up

As for Gas, Sitting in a running car in a closed garage actually starts to feel really good, but it takes a while and an hour worth of gas can be ruined by someone just opening the door
If I were to do it, and trust me I've put a lot of thought into it, I would go out in some incredibly stupid way like pulling a squirtgun on the cops so they shoot me down.
Its fast, painless as long as the cops are a good shot, and will cause a shitstorm in your wake.

Cops these days arn't good shots.

[PyrexxHero®]

Cops these days arn't good shots.

Get close then.
Don't rely on them to hit you from across the street, get up in their face before pulling the squirtgun

[Stevenom]

Highly doubtful but I can't really tell how most people would react to taking a gun shot to the head if they wanted to commit suicide.

It's an easiwr option than others.

[[MPGH]Toxin]

Jump off something high enough to death on impact.

[bowlcut]

I have the best idea.
Make a noose out of some sharp razer/wire, and get some glue.
Then, put your head around the noose, and glue your hands to your head.
Jump off, and then your head is now dismembered from your body. Now, when people show up, it looks like you ripped your own head off!

tl;dr: glue your hands to your head and then cut your head off.

[J Miliam]

I have the best idea.
Make a noose out of some sharp razer/wire, and get some glue.
Then, put your head around the noose, and glue your hands to your head.
Jump off, and then your head is now dismembered from your body. Now, when people show up, it looks like you ripped your own head off!

tl;dr: glue your hands to your head and then cut your head off.

I CALL BULLSHIT. I heard this somewhere else

[L3G3ND_KILL3R]

what the fuck?

[FUKO]

I have the best idea.
Make a noose out of some sharp razer/wire, and get some glue.
Then, put your head around the noose, and glue your hands to your head.
Jump off, and then your head is now dismembered from your body. Now, when people show up, it looks like you ripped your own head off!

tl;dr: glue your hands to your head and then cut your head off.

LOOOOOOOL
That's fucking genius.
Gonna do it when I'm like 70.

[FullStatic]

Strap a chainsaw to the wall and run at it.