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[Blitz]

Make sure the first letter of each sentence is capitalized, along with any titles, names and acronyms written out in your post.

hello, my name is michael and i am new here at mpgh.

Hello, my name is Michael and I am new here at MPGH.

Most web browsers have a built in Spell Check feature, use it! When you misspell a word it should automatically be underlined with red, you can right click it and figure out how the word is actually spelled.

Hello, my name is Michael and I am new here at MPGH. I am fourten years of age (as of August 26th, 2010).

Hello, my name is Michael and I am new here at MPGH. I am fourteen years of age (as of August 26th, 2010).

You should generally avoid leetspeak. It's okay in moderation, but if you use it too much it could become a real eyesore.

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I... I can't even make out an accurate translation for this bullshit. Just don't do it.

You shouldn't mix up the words "Your" and "You're". Your is referring to a belonging of someone else:

Can I borrow your weapon?

While you're is a contraction for "You are".

No, you're wrong.

It's the same for "There", "Their" and "They're".
There is defined as "in or at that place".

They have lived there for years on end.

Their would be used when you are referring to an item of a third person.

Then everyone returned to their seats.

They're is a contraction for "They are".

They're just a group of whiny ******s who think they're hackers by downloading some software off the internet.

Avoid abuse of capitalization and punctuation.

Hello, I Am Michael, I Am New Here At MPGH, I Used To Moderate For A Website Called "Maplekillers", Before It Shutdown.

Hello, I am Michael. I am new here at MPGH. I used to moderate for a website called MapleKillers before it shutdown.

Make sure to put an apostrophe ( ' ) when writing contractions.

I dont need to buy one now, my parents said theyre getting me one for my birthday.

I don't need to buy one now, my parents said they're getting me one for my birthday.

You shouldn't mix up "Then" and "Than" either.
Then is used either as a time marker or with a sequence of events.

I took all of the exams in the morning, and then I spent the rest of the day catching up on sleep.

Unlike then, than is not related to time. Than is used in comparative statements.

Another pair of words that I see misused far more often
than not is than and then.

Oh, and one more thing: Don't mix up "to" and "too".
The word too has two common meanings: (1) “also” or “besides” and (2) “excessively.” Sometimes people use it informally to mean (3) “very.”

Jane would like some ice cream, too.

The word to is used in all other cases—too many for me to describe in detail. Here are the definitions as listed in the American Heritage Dictionary.
Feel free to post more.

[Thaz]

Wtf is this

[-Oli-]

Grammar nazi. Oh, and today is hitler's birthday.

[Sjla]

DO NOT WANT.

[Heartview]

fUkc this stupd shit.

firefoxs spel check sucks hard aynwayas

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TL;DR .

[Blitz]

ITT: MPGH got trolled hard by Grammar Nazi day.

[Ravallo]

Your giving us lessons on how to post correct? -.-

[-Oli-]

It's Hitler's B-DAY!
50 hitler post!

Your giving us lessons on how to post correct? -.-

Correct LY ! Correctly!

[Blitz]

Your giving us lessons on how to post correct? -.-

"You're giving us lessons on how to post correctly"

Most of you need it.

[GBot!]

[FONT="Lucida Console"][COLOR="Black"][quote=-Oli-;3884584][SIZE="3"]It's Hitler's B-DAY!
50 hitler post!



Correct LY ! Correctly!


Stop YOUR FUCKIN SPAM BEFORE I RAGE BAN YOUR SORRY ASS TO HELL

[HeXel]

I love Grammar Nazis

[-Oli-]

Stop YOUR FUCKIN SPAM BEFORE I RAGE BAN YOUR SORRY ASS TO HELL

lol since you quoted it you made a 50 hitler post too!

[T.I.P]

K Cool?

[Hugo Chavez]

No one cares.