Now if any of you have seen the new trailer for it..........

This movie isn't conan the barbarian.

You see, Conan the barbarian is just as it sounds, a barbarian named conan.

Arnold Swartchaneggar played him in the original, and although not the best actor, he did a very good job.
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This new one picks less muscular people as enemies and heroes apparently and instead of him being a barbarian, he's just your average hero from any other medieval movie.

And instead of him being a "barbarian" he's really going to be quite educated i suppose, since any movie in made now with timelines from the past can't have people act outside of what they would for any other action movie.
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Why do they make these shitty remakes anyway? I'm tired of seeing this crap remade only to find out it doesn't even resemble the original, and therefore sucks dick.