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    I was just watching my fav tv show sitting on my bed, and out of no where i see two big ass spiders climb across my bed and across me. Normally, I am not freaked out by spiders - I pick them up and let them go outside, but these bastards were climbing on my bed, something I planned to sleep on. I took off my bed sheets and tried finding them, and knocked one on the floor. I punched it and killed it, but I can't find the other. WHAT DO I DO? SLEEP? HALP





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    What kind of walls and floors do you have Dave?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
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    Oh well, that shouldn't be a problem, check your doors and windows.
    Never know if they mated in your house then again female spiders eat male spiders i think.

    Go sleep in another room for the night if you don't fumigate your house.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post

    Oh well, that shouldn't be a problem, check your doors and windows.
    Never know if they mated in your house then again female spiders eat male spiders i think.

    Go sleep in another room for the night if you don't fumigate your house.
    naws not all spiders, depends if the male is smaller relative to the female. And they only do it cus they can /

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post


    naws not all spiders, depends if the male is smaller relative to the female. And they only do it cus they can /
    Naws i think they eat the male regardless.

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    Naws i think they eat the male regardless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerTheCreator View Post


    Naws i think they eat the male regardless.
    Naws they don't. If the female is hungry enough she'll go for the male no matter what size, but similarly if she isn't hungry enough she won't bother. Although mating for a spider requires a lot of energy, so they'll usually eat the male which is something like 80% more likely to eat it if its smaller than her

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