NOOB (06-21-2011)
gives u a large wang, but makes it so inhumanly large that it hinders your sex life as u can't fit it into any girl/guy and it's so big that masterbating is even a problem and it makes everyday tasks like walking or driving difficult, AND you often burn yourself while cooking.....
i wish....ummm......
*thinks*.....ummm.....
;>.>.....
*is bad with wishes aparently XD*
*attempts to think up a wish that appeals to her sadistic side*
i wish for something entertaining that won't kill me XD...thought killing others would be nice ;>.>
Last edited by homesikpanda; 03-11-2009 at 08:41 AM.
NOOB (06-21-2011)
2,328
NOOB (06-21-2011)
^ Stop crying Baby
< wishes Master2all will stop crying
\/ also wishes Master2all will stop crying
Goals
{}10 Posts
{}20 Posts
{}30 Posts
{}40 Posts
{}50+ Posts
{} Get vip
{}spread the word that mpgh rocks
{}Act like a choob
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NOOB (06-21-2011)
NOOB (06-21-2011)
2,339 (The Real Number, i calculated it)
NOOB (06-21-2011)
NOOB (06-21-2011)
mindfuk we're not that far yet.
ARE YOU FROM FORTUNE? OOOOO
NOOB (06-21-2011)
actually its 2333
NOOB (06-21-2011)
NOOB (06-21-2011)
^wrong
<secretly lying
v has done anal
NOOB (06-21-2011)
damn straight
2336
Time to start cycling through old sigs.
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Well that is that and this is this,
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get,
You get away from me.
You get away from me.__________________________________________________Modest Mouse
Ocean Breathes Salty
Float On
2337 little choobs...
2338! Anyone think we ever will get to 100000? o.0
NOOB (06-21-2011)
Granted! It's a TV that shows you ANY show you want to watch! And it has free pr0nz! You watch SO much TVs that you cannot go a day without watching moar and moar, driving you so crazy that you go on a rampage killing thousands o people, growing slowly stronger and larger until you get so large that you are the size of the Earth. You are lucky to find a larger planet for people your size, and you live in peace and harmony with them, only to find that they are cannibals, and they only want to eat you. You run and run from them, as they slowly chop off the giant parts of your body, dropping the peices of your body into a large pot. You get away with 1 leg, half a chest, half an arm and your left testacle. Your wounds stop bleeding, and you always feel a burning sensation where the wounds previously were. At that point you knew that they were infected. The infection turned worse continually until you were transformed into zombie that feasted on anything that moved. Sadly you detected movement on yourself, and began to eat away, leaving only your head left, which stood in the same place for 30 years until some random man decided to pick it up and play soccer with it, which actually beat out your brains.
I wish for a new bike. AND IT HAS TO BE BLUE. IF ITS RED....
NOOB (06-21-2011)
2,338.
Stop trying to fucking ruin it...
NOOB (06-21-2011)