NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
Granted but you screwed up and every time some one went on it a random peice of glass went flying in your face and cut you
i wish i could teleport
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
granted
u accidentally teleport to a rapists house and get raped in the ass.
i wish i could fly
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
Granted but you fly into a air plane prop and get cut up into 10000000000000 little pieces
i wish i could be invisible
ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
Granted, but noyone could see or hear you so you'll be lonely for the rest of your life and youd have to kill yourself.
I wish that i could wish that somebody would grant this wish.
PanCakes
ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
granted, but nobody wants to grant ur wishes so too bad.
i wish that made sence
ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
granted but it made so much sence that your head exploded
i wish i had super powers
ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
granted
u start masturbating in super speed and ur dick catches on fire from all the friction.
i wish dave didnt hate me
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
*starts crying* but i want wish!
granted. u fuck a goat, have fun.
i wish i could wish o_O
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
granted you can wish but all your wishes get corrupted
(the point of the game)
i wish a had a turtle
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
Granted, you lost your lost your virginity to a turtle after getting raped by it. Then then acquired HIV, which eventually led to Aids. Then you died from the bird flu =0
I wish ******.
There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
granted. the ****** steals ur comp.
i wish for MPGH VIP
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)
NOOB (06-21-2011),ObsessedHacker (10-04-2015)