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    Rap Battle: Shane vs Toxin

    Shane was talking about how he wasn't scared of me, and I asked him if he wanted to rap battle, and he told me to bring it on.

    So I did, with the addition of a small wager on the side, if he backed out, he has to join CS.

    Well here is how it went down.

    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin
    Don't even have to start this shit off slow,
    Already preparing for the final blow.
    This isn't even going to be a show,
    If you show up, I'll give you props for trying though.

    You fat, ugly and dumb,
    Your mom gonna choke on my dick until I cum
    She'll be licking it up singing yum,
    She made it look so good even your dad wanted some.

    Refusal to him, I had to say naw.
    I can win this shit first grader style, ha.
    I don't even have to rhyme, just say blah.
    Don't even know why I'm wasting my time with ya.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shane
    I can't rap for shit.
    Toxin says I'm not fit.
    He tells me to shut the fuck up.
    But I want to kick him in the balls without a cup.

    Toxin thinks he cool by getting drunk.
    I can beat him at B-ball because I can dunk.
    Toxin thinks Asians are smart.
    But I really think he's just a fart.

    You half black, you half white.
    I'm calling you out to a fight.
    You gonna back out?
    Because I'm gonna win without a doubt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin
    You say Asians, aren't smart?
    I agree, You can't style this work of art.
    Hope you don't cry while I'm tearing you apart,
    Hope you take what I'm about to say to heart.

    I'll dig your mom up from her grave,
    Make the dead bitch my mother fucking slave.
    I'm over this battle, like a tidal wave,
    I'm a drunk, young minds I deprave.

    Verbally ripping apart your rib cage,
    Whipping your ass back to the stone age.
    Can't help it that asians work for less the minimum wage,
    We'll see who laugh last, and who it is to rage.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shane
    Chubby Asian says:
    *
    *i
    *fucking
    *quit
    *akgfb;js'gj
    *s;gjalkghj
    *akhjdlgkj
    *asJG
    *PO9JGrl;kga
    *djgn
    @Shane



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