Getting my dad a virus via porn when I was 13.
I just cut my tongue on a Pringles... What's your fail?
Edit: FUCK cut it again... and my gums this time...
Last edited by Unicow; 07-06-2011 at 01:50 PM.
Getting my dad a virus via porn when I was 13.
I bit my lip and now I have 4 canker sores in my mouth.
I forgot to put my penis back in my pants after masturbating.
Donnuh (07-06-2011)
Lol, some of you people make me feel so much better about my fail xD
i told my sister to make me a samich
Dicks, That is all.
I found out one of my best friends moved away and didnt tell me </3 I cried for like 20-30 mins