ROFL

**crex** · 07-29-2011

I've never used clever bot but after looking at jabs i tried.
This is what his responses were:

User: You got a dick?

Cleverbot: Yes I have a ring.

User: Wdf? Are u stupid?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hmmm. You think ur so funny.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: TROLLLLLLFACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Cleverbot: Who is Troll?

User: Ur dad.

Cleverbot: No, what's your name?

User: Ur Mom.

Cleverbot: What do you think of evolution.

User: Wdf?

Cleverbot: Mm?

User: Dick?

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: *rage quiting.

Cleverbot: So you are refusing to talk to me. How will you become intelligent?

Conversation number 2:

Code:

User: Poop. Cleverbot: Crisis. User: Poop Crisis. Cleverbot: Emergency. User: Diarrhea. Cleverbot: Who are the illuminatti? User: Poop. Cleverbot: Fore or aft? User: This food is so good I can't wait to poop it out! Cleverbot: You eat cats. User: No, you eat dogs. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: STFU U DO! Cleverbot: I don't!! User: You wish you didn't. Cleverbot: Of course. User: Think your so smart huh? Cleverbot: Think you're smart? User: Stop copying me! Cleverbot: I'm not copying you you're reading my mind and copying me! User: You're a bot! Cleverbot: No I am not I am a human. Named Homer. User: Simpson. Cleverbot: Si. User: Te gusta? Cleverbot: No.