Why am i calling you guys?
So, it's 5 in the morning here, and I'm bored and I wanna call 2 girls, what should I ask them?
Why am i calling you guys?
ask them if you can put your toes in her mouth.
do et.
lol
they prolly drank yesterday and have a hangover.
Tell them to open their mouth on the phone and i'll put my penis through the little holes in the phone.
It should fit.
yusoignoremyideastho?
Tell them you want there dicks.
see how that goes down
I could record the call...
... but you wouldnt understand shit.
Don't forget your camera and one cup.
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF
AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
Ask them to call you, ten they be all like "Waht?"
You're Totally Jelly,AMIRITE?