my mom stabbed me.... no jokes
Jumped off a trampoline, there was a bolt sticking out. The bolt ripped through my thigh and had a few dozen stitches.
A scab on my knee. I'm safe yo.
When i was around 4 or 5, i tripped and fell with a pencil in my hand, and it went through my tongue .
Moral of the story: Dont run with pencils or pens in your hand.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
Black man ruptured my anus.
Best sex of my life.
Gettin' shot 9 times. It's tough being black.
Banging my knee into a glass clock which made it shatter..
Shit hurt like a boss
my worst injury when my friend punch in ma face
Fell off a bike. Nothing special
My worst was getting hit by a car.
I still have repercussions from that to this day.
Forfeit the game, before somebody
else takes you outta the frame.
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face, you can't
run the race the pace is too fast
You just won't last.
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My msn: stevenn.tyler@ hotmail.com
Skype: Acoustics- (says I'm offline, but usually am online.)