BEST.. REASON.. EVER!!! :3
<What did you get banned for, the new hack?
>Nah, I was rude to someone and got permabanned
<Why did you insult him?
>Because there was another cheater in that game and I wanted him banned
<But, you were cheating as well..
>So? It's not fair that he banned me when he was supposed to ban that cheating asshole!
>It's my right as an american to cheat in everygame! No one else is allowed to ruin my fun!!!!