Hi, I'm Johnny.

I'm a completely legit player and I've come here to request a hack.
Currently, on average 80% of my games are crashed.
So many of my games are crashed that this one life taker iPhone-5S even says "Sorry" when he comes in and starts life taking, crashing us to the desktop.
IDK, he prefers life taking in Two Towers quarantine as opposed to other maps...?

So I moved on to only playing Cabin Fever where I was then crashed at Round 19 by some guy who AFKed the entire game.
So, now all I play is four man Cabin Fever in a locked room, with join in progress off, with my friends.

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Honestly, I don't expect any of you to read the above text because for some reason the only way you guys can have fun is making people sad.
I'm sick of being constantly crashes.
All you people care about is making money.

If one of you made a V.I.P. anti-crash hack just imagine how much money you would make.
So many people who never downloaded a hack would come here and pay for it.

I myself would be willing to pay $20 a month if it stopped all my crashes from all hacking sites.

Comments? Is it possible?