MPGH Story Time

[Ed]

Read by /me obv

imma do it on Skype at a certain time every day/week if someone's interested in hearing my sexy voice


Y'all can pick a book if I have it or can download it

[Chester Bennington]

Do kinda want but your voice isn't as sexy as mine.

[Ed]

Do kinda want but your voice isn't as sexy as mine.

all dat shouting in the pub must have damaged your hearing

[Chester Bennington]

all dat shouting in the pub must have damaged your hearing

How did you know I was in the pub?

[Ed]

How did you know I was in the pub?

Stupid drunk English man that can't attend the football live

Obv spends 500pounds in pub

[Chester Bennington]

Stupid drunk English man that can't attend the football live

Obv spends 500pounds in pub

Never even crossed my mind to buy a ticket.

Not £500.




That was before yesterdays drinking session.

[Ed]

Never even crossed my mind to buy a ticket.

Not £500.




That was before yesterdays drinking session.

Show the one for the game day

[Chester Bennington]

Show the one for the game day

Don't have it on me, it's at home and I'm at work. I'll take a photo later. I think it's now up to like £260 ish.

[Ed]

Don't have it on me, it's at home and I'm at work. I'll take a photo later. I think it's now up to like £260 ish.

isn't even much for a football game

[[MPGH]Thunder]

Do not want

[Chester Bennington]

isn't even much for a football game

Only spent like £40 in the pub yesterday.

[Ed]

Only spent like £40 in the pub yesterday.

y u no have celebratory drinks for whole pub though

[Chester Bennington]

y u no have celebratory drinks for whole pub though

Was also my mums birthday.

[Ed]

Was also my mums birthday.

y u no buy whole pub drinks for her 60th

[Chester Bennington]

y u no buy whole pub drinks for her 60th

Cause I'm a tight bitch. Meh, I bought me and her a Jagerbomb each. She's 43 anyway.