You know, a prostitute is faster.
Wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Now gtfo so I can get back to hacking.
K, so, fuck it. First time jacking off, and I'm 17.
Shit literally will not work with my right hand.
Lol, so, tonight, I couldn't fall asleep. That was at about 9:30. Its now 2:30. I literally tried for 3 fuckin hours, with no success.
So I switched hands, and it actually worked. 2 and a half hours later though. I feel like, something isn't right.