United States Vs. Canada

[pd900worshiper]

So far America is much better.

[milkshakeftw]

Who:America
Why: It is pretty obvious we are the stronger country. Canada is just USA's hat I'm kidding, but seriously. Canadians wouldn't stand a chance.

[darky dark]

who:canada

why:generually canadian girls re very sexy and makes horny

[bryan24680]

Who: Equal

Why: I Really like both countires Canada has Great sights so does America , But in military power America has and edge becuase of the huge army it has. The USA's economy is like a ball it is at the bottom right now but sooner or later the ecomomy will bounce back up

[Rike73]

Canada is an ok country in my opinion. USA is better though.

[Hyak]

who:america
why:cuz canada fails

[skradz]

well I am a Russian-Canadian so..

who: Canada

Why: BCUZ IT FUCKN RULES, no war here, we dont have dumb presidents like bush lol, its calm, no fat ppl, i live in a great neighborhood , o o o and in the US all ghetos put together or was it only in NEW york theres liek 1000 miles of ghettoo, in quebec theres only 1 mile lol. Its clean,

[(G)rapefruit]

Who? US
Why? NUKES! I LOOOOOVE NUKES! nukes are so... explosive =3!

[Oglog40]

canada sucks dick. its always cold there. theres nothing to do but eat and watch hockey.



Canada is cold.

Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.

But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.

The metric system.
Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bullshit. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.

Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?

Canada gained independence from England in 1982.
1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.

And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.

Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums.
Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.

Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.

Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.

They have oil.
Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.

Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.

I'm serious.

They speak French.
Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"

Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...

If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.

Draft dodgers.
And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?

You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.

First off Canada is not that cold you pussy it might be a little cold from November to February, and the metric system was America's fucking idea in the first place you guys wanted it to be like Europe then you changed your mind after we already switched over, and yes you gained your independence first congratulations wtf do you want a fucking medal big deal its nothing you were around for besides the reason we don't go to war as often as you is because we actually get along with people unlike you who just think the entire world should bow down to you, and you don't pay a fucking cent for our health care you ignorant fuck your just jealous that your government doesn't give a fuck about your well being, and you know damn well that their are more american freeloaders then Canadian. Also are you really that retarded that you think we are in pain and suffering, you need a fucking reality check. Who do we think makes our cars we'll Europe now dumbass since all your fancy car companies went bankrupt, another example about how your government doesn't care about you and Manitoba isn't detroit? No fucking shit Manitoba is a nice peaceful place unlike your crime ridden detroit scum hole. Wow your going to insult us because we support a bi-lingual country instead of having spanish come into our country by a bunch of freeloader mexicans. The draft dodgers were Americans so you basically insulted yourself their, and your making this country far from safe if it wasn't for your country we wouldn't have troops dieing in iraq every day to fight your war.

So in conclusion suck a fucking disk you ignorant fuck and maybe you should learn some fucking respect. YOU = FAIL

PS: I have absolutely nothing against america i have many friends from america, i just can't stand this ignorant fuck

[kellzverde]

ill give you both credit both are great places but cmon USA did fuck up the entire planet thats right evary thang!!! (another interesting fact Mount Gay Rum is older than USA and CANADA) :-P
also because im a car fan i might go for america but they only made 2 really good cars (Ford-Gt which was designed by an italian) and Corvette ZR1 come ta fuck on its made of plastic japanese is better

[brent16]

Canada, we aren't like 16 trillion dollars in debt, everyone likes us, we invented hockey, la'crosse, and basketball, also we smoke lots of weed!

[harrissouth]

Im canadian. And I have to agree with everyone else. We are the worst people in the world. We eat too much damn food, come over to america and then call america fat when were the ones who are obese. I hate hockey I want to play america sports cause american kids are so lucky they get to play basketball.

Who: America

Why: There the best