how did the police scare the bugs away? THEY CALL FOR THE S.W.A.T TEAM ! LMAO
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how did the police scare the bugs away? THEY CALL FOR THE S.W.A.T TEAM ! LMAO
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Why couldn't helen keller drive?
Cause she's a women
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
Stuff like that
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Uncle XTC is looking after his brother's kids.
"Uncle XTC, can I go to the cinema please?" says the little girl.
"Only if you suck my pee-pee."
"Ok" says the little girl.
"Urgh, your pee-pee tastes of poo."
"Yeah your brother wanted to come too."
Whats the worst thing about shagging an 8 year old?
Having to wash the blood out of your clown costume.
Whats the best thing about shagging an 8 year old?
She's 8 years old.
Whats worse than raping a baby?
Wiping your bloody cock on its teddy bear.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to the wall?
My cock while I'm doing it.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it didn't have the guts to do so.
What do you call a black guy wrapped in a red blanket?
Kit-kat.
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Why do ******s carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Geometrical (12-18-2012)
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of ******s going over a cliff.
What do you call 100 ******s on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
What do you call a ****** hitchhiker?
Stranded.
Where is the best place to hide a ******'s food stamps?
Under his work boots.
How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
It is not there.
Wanna hear a "dry" joke ?
The desert.
In dutch "dry" means "lame" so its better in dutch
Paddy's wife had never had an orgasm, so the two decide to go to the doctor to find out why.
After a number of tests and questions, the doctor suggests that Paddy's wife may be overheating during sex.
Paddy refuses to buy a fan and decides to get his mate round to waft a towel on them during sex.
After 20 mins of wafting, Still no orgasm, so Paddy's mate suggests a swap, "I'll shag her and you waft the towel,"
Paddy agress and within seconds Paddy's wife is screaming in pleasure aand has the best orgams ever.
Paddy turns to his mate slowly and says, " And that me old son is how to waft a f...kin towel,"
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An American, Arab, Dutchman and a Marocan are sitting in a train.
Suddenly the American takes his briefcase and opens it, het looks at the money in the briefcase for a moment, closes and throws it out the window. The Arab, Dutch and the Marocan man reply: why did you do that?
The American replies: It's just a little, in america we have enough money.
The Arab takes a barrel of oil and throws it out the window. the American, Dutch and Marocan reply: why?
The Arab answers: it's just a little amount, we have enough.
The Marocan man turns his head to the Dutch guy and says: don't you dare...!
My english is bad, and I should feel bad.
What's the difference between dog shit and ******s?
When dog shit gets old it turns White XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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