Within the domain of "nobody" you are included in that domain. And thus, you are "a nobody". But because you are a "nobody", saying that "nobody cares" implies that you do in fact care.
Check mate.
Mind fucked.
Well nitekillr is perfect then since he's "nobody"
But you just said he isn't perfect. So you are specifically saying that he isn't perfect.
So thus, he isn't perfect.
4th party check mate