Almsot got raped

[Kallisti]

So here I am, walking to the nearest convenience store for some breakfast (onigiri fuck yeah!)
So after I eat my delicious Onigiri which only cost about 120 yen (1.5 USD), I get ready to leave the store and head home to play some games.

So outside there is this lady who looks like she is in her 30-40s, and she is carrying a lot of bags. She told me she lived nearby and asked if I could help her carry some of her groceries back to her place. We have a lot of respect around my area, so I agreed.

So after about a 5 minute walk of carrying some heavy ass bags of food, we arrive and she lets me in. I put the groceries on her counter.

I'm about to leave and say my "お邪魔しました" (something you say when you are leaving a hosts house) and 左様なら (sayounara) and stuff like that, and I head towards the door.

Next thing I know this lady grabs my arm and says "ちょっと待って下さいよ。旦那は暫く帰ってこないのよ。" or "Please wait. My husband won't be back for a while"

Now I really didn't feel like doing this, so I was like "離せよババァ”　or "Get off me lady" and ripped my hand away.

As I get through the doorway to outside, she grabs me again and says "お願い。行かないで下さいよ” or "please. please don't go"

I'm like "警察署に行きたくなけりゃ離せよ" or "If you don't wanna be headed straight to the police then let go"

She let go and I GTFO from that place.

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

That's weird.

[Genesis]

Cool story bro tell it again please.

[Color]

She just wanted you to suck her husbands dick. But I would of bitch slapped da hoe and then waited for the man to come and tell him what happened and fuck her life.

[Kallisti]

Cool story bro tell it again please.

Way too long to retype But she wasn't even good looking.

[Music.]

You should have hit that

[Maxedout]

Just another shitty thread from the mind of Altarium...

[Kallisti]

You should have hit that

Not good looking mature women = not on my list of people I wanna bang.

[BioHazard]

That is ummmmmmmmmm creepy

[Music.]

Not good looking mature women = not on my list of people I wanna bang.

Took a pic of your dick in her butt and send it to your EX

[iCuddles]

oh that's nasty....

[I EAT COCK]

Can you tl;dr me?

[Instagram]

She obviously wanted the D bro.

[Aborted]

Would've tapped that MILF.

[[MPGH]Shane]

Way too long to retype But she wasn't even good looking.

this is why the computer made copy and paste. you should try it some time.

So Here I Am, Walking To The Nearest Convenience Store For Some Breakfast (Onigiri Fuck Yeah!)
So After I Eat My Delicious Onigiri Which Only Cost About 120 Yen (1.5 USD), I Get Ready To Leave The Store And Head Home To Play Some Games.

So Outside There Is This Lady Who Looks Like She Is In Her 30-40s, And She Is Carrying A Lot Of Bags. She Told Me She Lived Nearby And Asked If I Could Help Her Carry Some Of Her Groceries Back To Her Place. We Have A Lot Of Respect Around My Area, So I Agreed.

So After About A 5 Minute Walk Of Carrying Some Heavy Ass Bags Of Food, We Arrive And She Lets Me In. I Put The Groceries On Her Counter.

I'm About To Leave And Say My "お邪魔しました" (Something You Say When You Are Leaving A Hosts House) And 左様なら (Sayounara) And Stuff Like That, And I Head Towards The Door.

Next Thing I Know This Lady Grabs My Arm And Says "ちょっと待って下さいよ。旦那は暫く帰ってこないのよ。" Or "Please Wait. My Husband Won't Be Back For A While"

Now I Really Didn't Feel Like Doing This, So I Was Like "離せよババァ”　Or "Get Off Me Lady" And Ripped My Hand Away.

As I Get Through The Doorway To Outside, She Grabs Me Again And Says "お願い。行かないで下さいよ” Or "Please. Please Don't Go"

I'm Like "警察署に行きたくなけりゃ離せよ" Or "If You Don't Wanna Be Headed Straight To The Police Then Let Go"

She Let Go And I GTFO From That Place.