How Do You Wake Up?

[[MPGH]Doc]

Those sausages look like my turds.

What do your sausages look like?

[FangedBeast]

What's is your morning routine?

Today I woke up to the slopping sounds of my gf's mouth sliding up and down on my penis. Pretty damn good alarm. Also went and got some bacon, sausages and tomatoes and had an awesome breakfast.

Dat knife.

I have a set playlist of Isochtonic tones I listen to while I sleep. The last one plays five minutes before I usually get up, it's a fast pace LFO with a comb filter sweeping a saw tooth and square wave at a raising frequency starting at 100 Hz to 15 KHz. I also wake up about three times every night thanks to my fucking insomnia.

I wake up, down a Casein/Whey combo protein shake, take my multi, shower and brush my teeth (yes, at the same time), shave, put my gauges in, gel my Mohawk back because I can't have it up for work and it's not long enough to tie off, brush my teeth with peroxide and baking soda, brush them with toothpaste again, get dressed, then speed to work because in five minutes behind schedule. Every day.

So you brush your teeth 6 times a day?! (inc. baking soda and peroxide)

[Denelf]

I wake up, i rush to the bad washing myself, then rush back to my room to put my clothes on and then rush downstairs for breakfast and then run back to the bathroom to brush my teeth and then rush to the bus, all in less than 25 mins i think.

[Heterodon.]

i wake up with a cigarette... with one coffee and here in greece the weather is fantastic

[k0mrade]

I guess it all depends on what time I actually wake up. (non 24) I usually beat off before I actually get out of bed. Then I continue to smoke a joint in bed or get up and hit the bong a few times. After that I do whatever the fuck I want. Next I take care of hygiene and what not, and usually end the waking up routine with some kind of breakfast. Somewhere in between all of that I am probably on my PC.

[Lehsyrus]

Sounds like a pretty epic wake up routine. Your teeth must sparkle in the twilight.

Moar sparkly than fag big-foreheaded vampires

[Tacticious✓]

I wake up, turn of my alarm, get up, put my socks on, fix my bed, eat breakfast, shit , go to school, fall asleep

[[MPGH]Wyo]

sleep around 5 or 6am wake up at 8:30am siesta at 10am wake up at 3 pm siesta at 4pm wake up at 9pm watch tv ect ect ect sleep again at 5 or 6am

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

1. Wake up
2. Open my ipad, log on MPGH to check the tons of notifications
3. Eat breakfast
4. Go to school
5. Come back, open MPGH again
6. Eat dinner
7. Come back on MPGH
8. Go to sleep

[V I]

i wake up from my mom voice : ADAM U LITTLE CUNT WAKE UP TO EAT UR BREAKFAST AND GO TO SCHOOL.
i go to school with my laptop and phone , in the class i keep browsing MPGH, after school i go smoke with my friends , back to PC , waste time coding a hack for CF, checking MPGH -> Sleep.

[Domokun_index]

Wake up > Go for a run > Do my paperound > Get dressed and ready for school > Come back and go surfing > Do what other sports I have > Spend time on the computer > Fall asleep.

Rinse and repeat.

[Symmetrical]

Your breakfast looked disgusting.

WTF is wrong with you ..
That breakfast looks so goddamn tasty ..


I supposedly wake up at 6 am ..
Spend 30 mins staring at my wall ..
Then actually wake up ..
Then spend 15 mins moving my body ..
Then get up ..
Go to the Bathroom
Take a piss
Brush my teeth
Wash my face
Go to the PC
and Start MPGH ..
or sometimes study ..
then eat breakfast at 9:30
then go to my friends house ..

[JimTheGreat]

Dreaming about sex = morning wood

I don't dream about sex Lol.

[666HiddenMaster666]

I don't dream about sex Lol.

You think you don't

[JimTheGreat]

You think you don't

I don't dream about anything.