I had a Melted battery

[Trymenub]

Dude there was a melted battery in my mouse like with battery acid wiped all around it....and my fingers were covered in battery acid...and i never knew it was battery acid so i licked my fingers and my tongue burned like fuck! in burned so much luckily enough my tongue didn't go back into my mouth until i washed it but jeez it fucking burnt...

[Ad litteram]

batteries dont melt that easy...acid comes out when batteries are old as hell.... change your batteries periodically dude :S

[Puffin]

lawl i never change the batteries.
i not use wireless — now can i has a cheezburger

[blueduece2]

Yeah i see shit leaking out of a battery, the first thing I wanna do is taste it. I wouldnt post I was that stoopid.

[chrisisafoo]

HAHA! iz fucking LMAO at thsi!!!! haha lick dao gooey oozey hehe lolz omg lozehaha

[TryMe]

Rofl yeh, you just gotta have the urge to lick anything you don't kno whcih is on your fingers even if it piss....rofl

[chrisisafoo]

well your not the only one that has done stoopid shiz like dat lol

I once fell and broke a whole in my wall with my head, and there was an old, dusty bag of cheetos inside the wall (workers must have left it there) and I ate them and woke up in the hospital cause I had a reaction and a seizure

[A⁴]

Fucking stupid.

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Wow........ Dumbasses these days.

[TryMe]

well your not the only one that has done stoopid shiz like dat lol

I once fell and broke a whole in my wall with my head, and there was an old, dusty bag of cheetos inside the wall (workers must have left it there) and I ate them and woke up in the hospital cause I had a reaction and a seizure

Rofllmao, lol'd as that
I got another thing
Ok a couple of months ago, i went to the cinema, i forgot what i watched but anyway, i had my popcorn...sitting my in chair....and a popcorn fell down...and rolled to the back of the chair and went under and squished through (you know the bottom of the seat...where their's a tiny gap)...so i dived my hand in there and found a popcorn...ate it and literally i thought i ate a fucking hairball....hair everywhere around it....and i fucking spat it out and ran to the toilet anda actually puked, it was so disgusting.

[BSG.Flash]

Who the hell licks battery acid?
ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!?!

[chrisisafoo]

yes, yes he is

[TryMe]

Rofl, chill....i never knew it was battery acid...i thought...gosh....i've never had battery acid....but what is it then? *lick* ah its battery acid!

[DoubleDutch]

That would hurt.. yeah you got luck lol

[TryMe]

dude, it's so wierd...it feels like grease and water on your fingers its like licking water soo hot...but it just stings you...