Post your sad story then funny

il start first

When i was little i was at my cousin we was passing the ball with hands when his mum cried and she told her grandma died we was like OMG OMG OMG

now funny

my cousin me and sister was talking and sitting and we hear female's moan we see someone having sex on wall of hospital on back side when me and my cousin was close guy saw us and starting hit with apples xD we was making fun noices :P :P

other funny i have

Some old crap of man like 70-80 years was going to same hospital years ago
he parked car right next my cousin yard we taken snow and start hitting the car it was all side white that guy came to his car and see we was in wood house we made he started yell

MOTHERFUCKERS COME HERE I FUCK YOUR FUCKING UGLY FUCKING MUM COME HERE SON OF A BITCHES