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>be eleven or twelve
>summer time
>meet random girl iv'e never seen before
>start hanging out
>go to her place
> start playing various games n shit
>ask if i want to play mommy daddy
>"sure why not"
>she pretends to cook me dinner ect
>says it's getting late we should go to bed
>lay down in her bed beside her, start reading a comic book
>suddenly feel her moving around alot
>next second she's on top of me
>omfgwhat.jpg
>starts to kiss my neck and rides me, clothes still on though
>freak out, throw her off me and gtfo
>that feel when i got raped
true story
Last edited by Ghost; 05-07-2013 at 01:01 AM.
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Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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>Be 9 year old me
>Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
>Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
>fuckthat.jpg
>I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
>Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
>Spend entire morning on toilet
>No more pains thank god
>Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
>Fucking delicious, but something is missing
>I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
>Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
>A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
>He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
>Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
>mfw he's driving the wrong direction
>I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
>5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
>My sides are now sprawling on the floor
>I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
>I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
>Let out a huge fart
>Fart is followed by liquid shit
>My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
>A few seconds pass, cuz looks like he's about to cry
>Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
>Dad heard the scream
>He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
>I stand there without underwear, shocked
>Dad pukes
>Cousin is crying
>I begin to cry
Grounded for 2 weeks.
Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.
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