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Stranger: hi
You: Your name is Scott
Stranger: no
You: bob
You: Steve
Stranger: nope
You: Mark
Stranger: nope
Stranger: nope
You: You're a man...
Stranger: yep
You: you have a generic name?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: idk i guedd
Stranger: guess*
You: Your name is Steve
Stranger: nope
You: for the sake of this convo
Stranger: na i dont like that name
You: That sucks Stve
You: you're stuck with it
You: You wake up, steve, you find yourself in a dark room with no doors but one window, it's barred. What do you do?
Stranger: go back to sleep
Stranger: its probably pretty dark in that room
You: You wake up several hours later
You: same room
You: different room color
Stranger: as long as its not neon
You: you forget to question how you got in a room with no doors and a barred window
Stranger: probably a trap door or something
You: A small light flickers
You: you get a good look of the room
You: you see a paper clip, duct tape, an iphone case and an industrial drill
You: what now?
You: No power for the drill.
Stranger: whats the floor made out of
Stranger: ?
You: Concrete, reinforced
Stranger: i go back to sleep
You: You wake up, with a note on your forehead
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats it say
You: "Stop sleeping and get out of the room asswipe"
You: sighed ~ LoLcatz
Stranger: ha
Stranger: im tired from reading the note
Stranger: so i go back to sleep
Stranger: well how would you get out of the room?
You: You notice a small crack in the ceiling, do you try to crack it more or look for other ways out
Stranger: i keep throwing the drill at it
Stranger: cause its useless anyways
You: The crack expands into all the corners of the room, oddly in the shape of Neil Patrick Harris
Stranger: who the fuck is Neil Patrick Harris?
You: the ceiling collapses on you for not knowing NPH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.