It's fake.
Dave doesn't get laid.
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It's fake.
Dave doesn't get laid.
Being an ass 95% of the time.
Yes, because this is what Dave does for a living.
Isn't dave the owner?
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Hahaha, this is great. To bad its fake, and untrue.
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Dave ignores mentions bro.
HA. That's just cruel man. Now you're gonna hurt dabe's feelings.
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Obv how bitches get staff here
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So F*CKIN fake
Dave is Fat
and he doesn't get laid
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