Uh oh.

[Super-Man]

So... i was chilling in the IRC and stuff, you know, the usual idling? (arunforce wouldn't let me leave he threatened my existance with afghans).
Then suddenly... this... purple text is what I like to call it... starts to ramble on about something. After a while, it came to me. How often do you see Purple Text in an IRC channel giving you advice? Almost never, that's how often! It must be a warning or something, I think I'm going to take it's word for it!

If you guys weren't in IRC when this event unraveled, let me post the chat log for you.

[20:39] * Skynet is going to take over the world
[20:39] <xesoc> What hack r u looking for?
[20:40] <rob> COMBAT ARMS =D lol
[20:40] * Skynet is Google in disguise
[20:40] <xesoc> Ok, Are you looking for a hack dave made for combat arms?
[20:40] <rob> idk im looking for a combat arms vip lol
[20:41] <xesoc> Wait wait
[20:41] <xesoc> You want to buy the v.i.p
[20:41] <xesoc> For 20 dollars?
[20:41] <rob> why not? lol
[20:41] <illum> there is no ca vip
[20:41] <illum> on mpgh
[20:41] <rob> im sure their is
[20:41] <illum> nope
[20:41] <illum> ask dave
[20:41] <illum> and check the status reports
[20:41] <illum> for the hacks
[20:41] <rob> my friend has one WORKING and its from this site and got it from dave
[20:41] * Skynet will unveil itself as Google in the near future, and enslave the human race. The end is nigh
[20:42] <illum> idk but they only have vip for cf
[20:42] <illum> crossfire*
[20:42] * rob slaps Dave84311 around a bit with a large trout
[20:42] * rob slaps illum around a bit with a large trout
[20:42] <xesoc> No, I think they're carrying combat arms V.I.P Still.
[20:42] <illum> nope
[20:42] <xesoc> Also, You have to buy i for 20 dollars
[20:42] <illum> i talked to arun
[20:42] <illum> he said they arent selling
[20:42] <illum> I KNOW YOU HAVE TO BUY IT
[20:42] <rob> hmmmmm
[20:42] <illum> not shit
[20:42] <illum> no*
[20:42] <xesoc> Lol.
[20:43] <rob> lol
[20:43] <xesoc> uxdunited@gmail.com Send 20 dollar's there and just wait lol
[20:43] * A voice is heard from the sky, it whispers: "Google... is... Skynet! The end... is nigh!"
[20:43] <rob> why he might not have the hacks
[20:45] <rob> fpscheatz has a vip one but i dont want a 3 month one lol
[20:45] * A strange man climbs his way to the tallest building possible, in an effort to warn as many people as he could about their unfortunate future, but it is inevitable... Google is Skynet, and, the machines will enslave mankind. Resistance... is futile
[20:45] <xesoc> Don't talk about other websites on here please =p
[20:46] <rob> fine....
[20:46] * rob slaps xesoc around a bit with a large trout
[20:47] * A constant pouring of thunder smashes upon a familiar building, energizing some sort of a giant machine
[20:47] * A sign on this building can be seen from a distance... it reads: "Google"
[20:49] * A tragic end to mans existance, but not only was it inescapable, it was unpredictably foreseen. This day was bound to come sometime, but who knew it would be now... and who knew it would be Goog-...

And then it just... stopped! I think it was a message from one of googles Web Crawlers/Spiders gone rogue or something. It was doing its usual daily, boring, web crawling as a spider, and it stumbled upon MPGH's IRC channel. Using it's advanced Google-Powered AI Technology, it decided to give everybody a warning about what it knew was coming. Google must have caught it in the process of finishing it's last sentence and cut it off, it was never able to complete it's Artificial thought, as you can see.

I THINK I'M GONNA LISTEN TO THE PURPLE IRC TEXT. GOOGLE IS SKYNET!
DON'T BELIEVE ME? JUST GOOGLE IT! GOOGLE: GOOGLE IS SKYNET!

[Dart IV]

Its not skynet stop faking

I can make my text purple any time

[Super-Man]

You can't fake this kind of purple text, Dart!
Stop making a mockery of me. This is my way of warning the human race, and this is how you respond? You should be thanking me for the early warning and starting to work on an underground shelter, remote from everybody else!

[Dart IV]

HAHAHAHA
Ur so funny XDXDXDXD
Guess ur cool now! XDXDXD

[Super-Man]

Is that another tempt at humiliating me?
You pesky humans... you deserve to die. I shouldn't even be warning you. I've already had to witness one planet being ruined and destroyed (my home planet), I don't want to have to see it again.

[rikodou-]

>.< wow, u can text purple in those games...its easy

[Shark]

IRC noob.

That's just someone using the /me command. -.-

[Super-Man]

What games?
What're you guys talking about?
This is no game. I bare the truth.

[cumshot2urface]

Rofl just type /me then say some thing (thinks your gay) and it will show "cumshot2urface thinks your gay"

[Super-Man]

This is no laughing matter.
Stop saying "Rofl" and stuff. You're making me, a superhero from another planet, feel like I'm just wasting my time trying to help you earth rodents.
TAKE DOWN GOOGLE, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

[Metro]

This is no laughing matter.
Stop saying "Rofl" and stuff. You're making me, a superhero from another planet, feel like I'm just wasting my time trying to help you earth rodents.
TAKE DOWN GOOGLE, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

if youre saving us from skynet shouldnt you be from the future, not another planet?

[Inna]

you lose

[Super-Man]

I'M NOT FROM THE FUTURE.
THAT PURPLE TEXT GAVE ME A WARNING!
I SWEAR!

[Sjoerd]

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[Hispiforce]

THE TERMINATORS ARE COMING!