This Fucking Guy...

[Euphemistic]

The guy that wants to come to your house obviously wants to try some rubber peen.


C'mon now, you should have given him a chance.

[Color]

" My idiot friends and I decided to shove a mortar inside a glass jar filled with gas " Yeah no.

[Assistive]

" My idiot friends and I decided to shove a mortar inside a glass jar filled with gas " Yeah no.

I was the biggest fire ball I had ever seen. It made my day 1000 times brighter!

[Color]

I was the biggest fire ball I had ever seen. It made my day 1000 times brighter!

And 1000 times hotter?

[Poison]

at least you were not the douch that did not put out the fire

[Darvin93]

Best. Shit. Ever.

[Karla857]

Gets pissed at us cause I put out a fire.

My idiot friends and I decided to shove a mortar inside a glass jar filled with gas and watch that bitch blow up. Decided that the best place to do it was in a dry ass field. We light that bitch and hall ass only like 10 feet away because we are retarded. The mortar blew up and a big ass fire ball filled the sky. We caught a good 15-20 feet of dry grass of fire when doing this. We all had to rush to put that shit out.

We started to walk away when this dick bag comes flying up the street in his truck and starts yelling at me. Asked me where I lived and wanted to talk to my parents.
1. I don't live with mommy and daddy
2. Why the fuck would I take you to my house?
3. Why the fuck are you so mad?
He then went on to say how I wasn't being responsible and that he was gonna call the cops telling them I had a bomb. I then told him what it was and that I could have been truly irresponsible and just let that field burn. We talked some more and the guy finally just fucked off and said, "If that field catches on fire tonight I will find you kids."

I'm fucking 19, how am I a kid?

Ehh idiots in this world today

[TeddyBoy95]

lol maybe you seem younger then your age

[HalfBajan]

Straya home of deadly animals and retarded drivers

The fact that 99% of Australia's population is Japan (not really) makes the 'retarded drivers' thing so much worse gawd dayum

[BurningAshes]

I hate those people who just pretend like they are doing the right thing he should of just fucked off with his truck btw that was awesome dude.

[Foy]

Maybe next time you are bored call a gay escort like you all ways dreamd about.

[KingDot]

He did, have a point of you guys doing dumb shit on dry grass. Then again, he didn't have to ask where to live and start acting like a cop.