American Government Shutdown

[Misery Jr.]

Hey so I live in Australia and I'm not really up to date on any of this but I heard the American government shutdown. What does it mean? What will it affect?

[[MPGH]Wyo]

Means you can steal, rob, kill go wild and police wont touch you.

[Euphemistic]

The purge is happening.

[Misery Jr.]

Why did it shutdown?

[unknownartist0]

The government going to go along with an elaborate scheme of getting us out of more human rights so they can enslave us further.

[Blake]

Don't listen to rose.

All national parks will be closed.

Military,police will still be in effect.

Relax, nothing bad is going to happen yet.

[Smaug]

Just means they stop funding stuff but they still fund the "essential" stuff. All cause they can't make up their mind on Obamacare.

[Skipsy]

The government are acting like a bunch of spoilt children.

[Rance-Sama]

Why did it shutdown?

GTA V Online. Twerk Team. 9/11.
All very plausible reasons, nobody is completely sure why though.

[Skipsy]

GTA V Online. Twerk Team. 9/11.
All very plausible reasons, nobody is completely sure why though.

>Loli Lover

Go back to /h/

[Rance-Sama]

>Loli Lover

Go back to /h/

No. The lolicons will take over MPGH.
https://www.mpgh.net/forum/groups/1934-lolicons.html
https://www.mpgh.net/forum/groups/1884-loli-lovers.html

Silly Dabe and Arun won't realize till it hits them hard.

[[MPGH]KING]

30% of the Federal Govt are temporarily not being paid.
State Govt just fine.
Private Industry just fine...sort of.

Don't worry Murica>Everybodai else.

[Skipsy]

No. The lolicons will take over MPGH.
https://www.mpgh.net/forum/groups/1934-lolicons.html
https://www.mpgh.net/forum/groups/1884-loli-lovers.html

Silly Dabe and Arun won't realize till it hits them hard.

There will be a great MPGH civil war.

[Misery Jr.]

GTA V Online. Twerk Team. 9/11.
All very plausible reasons, nobody is completely sure why though.

explains why I can't connect to rockstar servers :'(

[Rance-Sama]

There will be a great MPGH civil war.

There will only be 3 routes this war can take.
1. Lolicons are victorious and we bathe in the ever loving Loli joy.
2. Rats are victorious and they stuff their face with cheese.
3. Dabe wins and eats more cake.