lululululul.
spcially this sht: (423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I found some funny texts from a website...
(206): got weed?
(425): I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
(206): sorry mom...
(423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
(619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Edit:
(323): Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
(1-323): We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
(323): Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
(919): Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
(603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
(514): just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Edit:
(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
(214): Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
(817): ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Last edited by BlackThawt; 08-23-2009 at 01:34 AM.
lululululul.
spcially this sht: (423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Ahaha these ones are funny.
206): got weed?
(425): I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
(206): sorry mom...
(423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
(603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
(323): Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
(1-323): We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
(323): Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
(919): Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Last edited by BlackThawt; 08-23-2009 at 12:57 AM.
Don't double post, use the edit button.
Nice quotes again.
BlackThawt (08-23-2009)
nice texts lol
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umm i dont think they delete double posts u just have to say sorry for double posting in ur second post and not post sorry in ur THIRD post...btw funny shit
(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah rofl rofl rofl that was my favorite ^^
[MPGH]Luke420 (08-26-2009)
nice threater :P i like xD